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December 10, 2007

Cru or Crud? Part III: The Wine Clip

Our Cru or Crud holiday guide continues, this time exploring the "attractive" world of magnetic wine accessories. Magnets have pulled quite a bit of profit as bracelets, pillows, and almost anything else you can imagine... so why not apply them to wine?

You don't have to know much about wine to know that certain wines taste better with age. But what if you could glean the benefits of ten years of aging in, say, one year? No good? How about one hour? Not even that patient? How about a single pour? If that's more your style, check out the Wine Clip. This handy device clips directly onto the neck of the bottle and, using the power of magnets, instantly produces "a smoother, less-tannic taste" and "a more pleasant aroma" as the wine is poured out of the bottle.

I'll be frank: I'm skeptical. Perhaps it's how the device is claimed to utilize the "highly magnetically susceptible" qualities of oxygen; which, while true of liquid oxygen, is not true of the gas. Or perhaps it's the claim that tannins are somehow "broken up" during their brief trip through the neck of the bottle--which, as fantastical a claim as it is, ignores all the other factors that occur during the aging process. But who knows? If you have $25 and enough positive thinking to will your tannins into submission, this might be the holiday item for you. Head on over to thewineclip.com for more info.

Quattro Vino rating: crud.

December 05, 2007

Cru or Crud? Part II: Le Nez du Vin

Our "Cru or Crud?" holiday gift guide finds the best and the worst of holiday wine gifts, and today's item is nothing to turn your nose up at!

Philosophers have debated for centuries over the problem of shared experience: sure, we might all agree that a particular color is called "red", but how can we know that everyone "sees" the same color? Similarly, your favorite wine critics may describe a bottle as having notes of violet, or green pepper, or red currant... but how can you know if your impression of green pepper is the same as theirs? What does red currant smell like anyway? Enter Le Nez du Vin, a collection of "reference molecules" (read: scented oils) which touts itself as the standard for identifying wine aromas. Each kit comes in a clothbound booklet, complete with reference guide and explanatory cards--as they should, for an average price of $100-$400--and are broken down into red, white, and champagne scents. There are even kits for discerning barrel influences and faults, the latter featuring such lovely odors as glue, sulfur, and horse!

Overall, it's a fantastic concept, but the price tag may be enough to drive the average consumer away. And let's be honest: who needs a bottle of lemon "reference molecules" when fresh lemons are available just down the street? Still, having struggled to identify various aromas (and trying to deal with the local snob who swears there's a hint of acacia in his glass) makes this a gift I'd be excited to see under the tree. Read more at makescentsofwine.com.

Quattro Vino rating: Cru.

November 24, 2007

Cru or Crud? Part I: Silhouette Wine Glasses

It's here! Quattro Vino is proud to present our holiday gift guide, with a refreshing twist. We've scoured the internet, magazines, and store shelves for the best and the worst wine-related gifts of the year, then rank them "cru" or "crud" respectively. Hopefully you'll find some great gifts for that special wine enthusiast in your life--or, at the very least, get a good chuckle out of the duds!

First on the block: the Silhouette wine glass, featuring a hand-forged notch in the rim. Its purpose? To create an enlarged space for your nose, saving you from the uncomfortable and socially awkward act of tilting your glass a few degrees higher to smell the wine. Now, before you laugh this item off the gift list, realize that you're not just buying stemware reminiscent of those gag-gift dribble cups you had as a kid; you're buying stemware reminiscent of dribble cups with class! "Purchasing a Silhouette wine glass elevates you into that respected group of sophisticated wine drinkers," the website promises. Which group they're referring to, exactly, remains a mystery. Artists, who can reminisce over Jackson Pollock with every wall-splattering swirl? Cooks, eager to "close out the outside olfactory influences" of the food they've paired their wine with? The Joneses, desperate to "be an early adapter to this dramatic change in glassware"? Whoever the group, you too can join for a mere $78 per glass, available exclusively at the modestly named GreatestWineGlass.com.

Quattro Vino rating: crud.

November 17, 2007

Give me a Riesling to love you!

You wouldn't know it from today's fashions, but Germany has long been considered a home for some of the finest wines in the world; in particular, Rieslings. True to German form, these Rieslings are meticulously categorized into various distinctions and classes, some of which seem as hard to decipher as they are to pronounce. However, when broken down and understood, these categories become invaluable when selecting a Riesling for any occasion.

First off, it must be said that not all Rieslings are sweet--most fine German wines are quite dry. Even in wines that are high in sugar, the goal is to have similarly high levels of acidity or alcohol so the wine doesn't taste too sweet. In fact, if sugar is added (through a common and generally accepted process called "chaptalization"), it's typically to provide more fuel for fermentation. This results in a wine with more body and alcohol, not sweetness.

Second, the categories are organized by grape ripeness at the time of harvest. The more time a grape has to ripen, the more sugar it naturally develops, leading to a wine with more body and depth. However, longer hang time also increases the risk of weather-related crop loss, making the more distinguished categories increasingly rare and increasingly expensive. It's also worth noting that an earlier harvest does not necessarily equate a lower quality wine: a dry Riesling can be seductively refreshing and translucent in flavor, while a sweet late harvest release can be a sickly-sweet, syrupy mess. It all depends on the producers involved in that particular release.

With that in mind, here are the various classifications for German Rieslings:


-Qualitaetswein bestimmter Anbaugebiete: "QbA" for short (thankfully), these wines are made from some of the first picks of the season. Typically light in body, with no laws preventing chaptalization.

-Qualitaetswein mit Praedikat: "QmP" for short, literally translated as "quality wine with specific attributes". All QmP wines are further categorized into one of six sub-categories based on ripeness, none of which by law can be chaptalized. The six sub-categories are as follows:

-Kabinett: Pronounced "Ka-bi-nett"--not "Ka-bi-nay"--these wines are typically dry and very food friendly.

-Spaetlese: Literally "late harvest", these typically have a greater intensity than kabinetts and are sometimes slightly sweet.

-Auslese: "Select harvest", made from very ripe grapes and usually somewhat sweet.

-Beerenauslese: "Berry select harvest", made from grapes individually selected for their ripeness and condition. Grapes pulled to make a "BA" often have developed a condition called Botrytis cinerea, or "noble rot", a beneficial fungus that concentrates the juice's flavor and adds a sweet, honeyed note to the final product.

-Eiswein: Requiring the same level of ripeness as a Beerenauslese, these wines are made from grapes that are harvested and pressed while still naturally frozen on the vine. Eisweins are high in both sweetness and acidity.

-Trockenbeerenauslese: More commonly known as a "TBA", these are the best of the best, made from the ripest of the ripe grapes. TBAs are only produced in exceptional years, when weather and Botrytis are both in the grower's favor. Their high concentration of sugar actually impedes fermentation, producing very sweet wines with high intensity and low alcohol.


But that's not all! There are two other classifications that can be applied to any of the above categories, trocken and halbtrocken. These terms denote a wine that the winemaker--not the grower--has manipulated into being either bone-dry or somewhat dry, respectively.

Eager to apply all this seemingly trivial information? Try tasting a Theo Minges QbA halbtrocken next to a Selbach Kabinett, and see what similarities and differences you can pick out. Both are currently featured in our Riesling 4-pack. You have no Riesling not to! Ha!

November 15, 2007

"I prefer my Meritage accent-free, thank you."

I always chuckle a bit when a sommelier at a fancy restaurant offers a Meritage wine, but incorrectly pronounces the name with a French accent. Not because I'm a snobbish wine elitist (I can't pronounce the Soave regional grape, Garganega, to save my life), but because the story behind the name has been drilled into me time and time again by other enthusiasts I meet.

The name Meritage--which rhymes with 'heritage'--was coined in 1981 by the winner of a Los Angeles Times contest to designate a distinguished class of American wines blended in the image of Bordeaux. The name is legally restricted to blends that meet the following criteria:

-must be produced by an American winery;
-the producer must be a member of the Meritage Association;
-red blends must be made solely from Cabernet Sauvignon, Cabernet Franc, Merlot, or Petit Verdot;
-white blends must be made solely from Sauvignon Blanc, Semillon, or Muscadelle;
-no more than 25,000 cases are made each year;
-the blend must be one of the two most expensive wines produced by the winery.

Though it may sound like a draconian list of requirements, the movement has paid off. Meritage wines are increasing in popularity, and with good reason. For more information on the name and specific producers, follow the Meritage Association link above. To try our current selected Meritage wines, check out the Valley of the Moon Cuvee de la Luna or the Dry Creek Meritage. Both are delicious, bold, spicy red blends that merit a chilly fall or winter evening and a hearty home-cooked meal. Good company always helps as well!